Overheard at the Stop-Watch Gang Meeting: 17 February 2013

What is the terminal velocity of a pixie, anyway?

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1: Instead of 'urine-haired' maybe 'piss-haired' would be a better description.
2: Yes, 'piss-haired' is much more evocative

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A: It's unclear why he wouldn't take the treasure. Or as much as a pixie could take.
B: How much could a pixie carry?
A: What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen pixie?
C: Is it an African or European pixie?

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Maybe pixies have really enormous gonads and that drives everything they do.

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With his urine...wench? Hair urine? Urine-haired...whatever.

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Reader: I was a bit confused then.
Author: I'm a bit confused, too--I don't even remember that happening

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In my mind I pictured Danny DeVito with wings

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X: He should break in looking for a size-change spell!
Y: Yeah, that's cool!
Z: It is cool--but I said that already. How come it wasn't cool when I said it?
A: It's the emphasis--it's how you sell it.

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You need to upgrade to Ward 2.0

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She: I don't think anybody with a penis, or any man--let's put it that way--would slam the door of a $250,000 car
Him: He just slammed his $250,000 penis

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I thought it was a good interlude, I didn't have any problems telling who people were, so...poo poo on you.

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One: This other thing--this 'B' thing
Several: The Brisingamen
One: Brisingamen?
Two: Gesundheit
Three: The Bazinga?

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I notice you have a love affair with the exclamation mark. You and she need to take a break. Spend some time with your wife away from the exclamation mark.

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P: 'Sticky.' 'Dribble.' 'Trickle.' You use them over and over. New words. Find new words.
Q: But save those ones for the title of your collection.

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- SWG